A Man walks into a pub,goes up to the bar and asks for a beer

The barman says:   "Certaninly, sir That'll be one penny."  "One penny?" exclaimed the customer.The barman nods so the man examines the  menu. :o  "Could I have the mixed grill with chips,peas,and a fried egg?"  :) "Certaninly. sir." replies  the  barman, "but now we're talking real money. It's four pence." :shock:The customer car't believe his ears "Four pence? Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman replies: "Upstairs with my wife.":wink: "What's he doing with your wife?":oops: "Same as I'm doing to  his business.":oops::lol::lol::lol: