8) :o A Bloke had just finished reading a book called Man Of The House. Pumped up from the read, he stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he shouted:   "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!  "I want you to  prepare me a  gourmet meal tonight and I expect a sumptuous dessert afterwards.  Then, after dinner, you are going to run me a bath so I  can relax. And when I've finished my bath,  guess  who's  going  to  dress  me  and  comb  my  hair?"     His wife replied:     "I'd  say  the  funeral  director."   :lol:  :lol: