8) :) :D :lol: :lol: A BLOKE had just finished reading a book called....Man Of The House. Pumped up from the read he stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face,he shouted:  "From now on. I want you to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!   "I want you to prepare me a goument meal tonight and I expect a sumptuous dessert after-wards. Then, after dinner, you are going to run me a bath so I can relax. And when I've finished my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"    His wife replied:   "I'd say the funeral director." :lol: