Hey guys, I have my key I am willing to give to someone else.

I tried playing the game but honestly it's not my bag, man.

I like taking a little time to think, that game is all, pow, pow, click click, pow, pow... at 42 I'm just not that quick anymore and am settling for more spaced out timing where I can puff between clicks and not spill my coffee.

So the first one to convince me he really and honestly is interested and will play the game and not disclose ANY information on it according to the DNA, can have my key.

You will have to answer me this...

John kicks his mother but kisses her goodnight.
John bites his girlfriend but pets her pussycat before going to bed.
John pinches his granny but gets her a blanket in the evening.
John cusses out his teachers but prays by his bed.

Q:
What's the name of the song?