My dear Mika :


 I don't know if you got the memo, but here, in case you missed it when you went and signed up to be a member of the Gamer club:
1. WE ARE NOT ECONOMICAL. If it looks COOLER, SHINIER, or SPEWS MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BLOOD and screams HAX afterwards, we'll get it.
2. WE BUY EVERYTHING "OUR" COMPANY MAKES. Ex. The Virtual Boy.
3. WE DO NOT EVER TELL A FELLOW GAMER TO "NOT GET ____." The correct phrasing is "It's lame," "It has no games," or  "Dude it's N dollars," N being a number between infinity and all the cash we have in our pockets. (Generally upwards of 200)
4. UPON VIOLATION OF ANY OF THE ABOVE LAWS WE FORFEIT CLUB MEMBERSHIP. All dues, fees, and insults are sent to you via the information superhighway. By policy, we  continue the  flames, "n00b," and various profanity deliveries for 3-6 months after forfeit of membership, or as long as we remember.
Thank you for you service. n00b.

 In other news, ALL video games are a waste of time. Why buy a DS when you could get a pencil and paper? Why play RPGs when you have DND? Why get BrainAge when you can host parties every night and count people going in and out by hand?

 Oh right, 'cause it's fun.

And it's always good when then fun goes on longer (better batteries), is easier to see (brighter), can be done more fashionably (sleek design), and--get this---is more portable(Oh, I dunno, has anyone tried shoving a psp down their back pocket recently?)

 The DS Lite is more than worth buying if you are yet to get a DS at all. But if you have the original, the Lite is one of those things you're going to be looked at oddly for not having. Trust me.