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A rose by any other name

My first name...is boring. There are about three people with the same name in my Chemistry class alone, and my last name isn't something to get worked up over either. Apparently, it's the Hungarian word for 'executioner'. Isn't that pleasant.

I think in a few years I'm going to change my name to Spontaneous Human Combustion. It's a term used when someone randomly bursts into flames for no reason, and knowing my life, it's probably how I'm going to end up dying. Then on Wikipedia, they'll be able to say something like "A particularly exceptional case happened in 2056 when Spontaneous Human Combustion perished from spontaneous human combustion. [citation needed]" Which would be irrevocably awesome.

Man, I've always dreamed of being listed in Wikipedia.

Urban Dictionary is teh lurve

I think, just for fun, I'm going to search parts of my username in Urban Dictionary and see what comes up, then post the ones that aren't going to get me banninated off this site.

Tigger

1. Something - usually electronic - that suddenly stops working, is tiggered. Tigger as a verb means to break beyond repair. "My computer was working fine, but now it's totally tiggered."
(That's usually what I end up doing to electronics >_>;)

2. wat i call my babiigirl lol inside joke BUT NOBODY ELSE CAN CALL HER THAA "Tigger is yu stuck in thaa tree again babii...lemme fly over and getchu out"
(...whut?)

3. Defender of munchingfoo and all round Sinner enthusiast. "I'll set the Tigger on you."
(...Um.)

Tine

Different human specie that was just discovered. Characteristics of a tine would be if they are really cute and thats pretty much all "My sister and brother are tines."

So, I guess that means I'm a different human species that wrecks stuff up, gets stuck in trees often, and defends strange words...uh, yeah. That sums me up fairly well.

My life is like a TV show. Kind of sad, really.

Today I've come to the realization that my whole life is just like a television show. It's about a teenager that goes to high school with her crazy friends and has virtually no social life because she's too busy watching TV and emailing people. There's the well-meaning but insane best pal, the clueless parents, the crabby neighbor, and the comic relief friend.

It's a comedy show, so whenever someone says something funny, I hear a laughtrack inside my head, and then start to actually laugh. And sometimes, I 'break the fourth wall' by looking at the 'audience' and saying things like "What do you think?" or "But is it? Is it REALLY?"

Whenever I wake up, I hear my theme song. "She's a crazy cat lover who goes to high school! She's got messy black hair and she tries to be cool! She watches TV when class is out! She has no idea what she's talking about! She's AAAAALY!"

I really need to get out more. :P

What do I put here? :P

I'm always so bad at these online introduction thingies! Anywayz. So, um, hi. I'm a crazy cat lover on TV.com! I'm new here, so pardon me for acting stupid 'round here and be kind to the weatherman. :)

I love my cat Tigger, my family, and cookie dough. Oh, sweet, sweet cookie dough. :P I overuse the word 'like', and I'm a major smiley abuser (like most teenagers, right? OH THERE GOES THE LIKE BOMB AGAIN) I watch Disney Channel with my little brother from time to time, and I love the show Phineas and Ferb...heh heh. Feel free to message me, I don't bite.

I guess I'm supposed to put some diary-style stuff around here now. Uh, today I tripped over an ant hill and got fire ant bites all over my legs. That was the most interesting thing to happen to me in about a week. :|