Today I've come to the realization that my whole life is just like a television show. It's about a teenager that goes to high school with her crazy friends and has virtually no social life because she's too busy watching TV and emailing people. There's the well-meaning but insane best pal, the clueless parents, the crabby neighbor, and the comic relief friend.

It's a comedy show, so whenever someone says something funny, I hear a laughtrack inside my head, and then start to actually laugh. And sometimes, I 'break the fourth wall' by looking at the 'audience' and saying things like "What do you think?" or "But is it? Is it REALLY?"

Whenever I wake up, I hear my theme song. "She's a crazy cat lover who goes to high school! She's got messy black hair and she tries to be cool! She watches TV when class is out! She has no idea what she's talking about! She's AAAAALY!"

I really need to get out more. :P