Well, as most of you know I don't have a Wii, and my parents won't let me get one even though I have more than enough money to buy one. So, I've come up with a fool-proof plot to get a Wii... and I don't want to hear about how it won't work!

Ok, so now that I have enough money for my Wii, I will send Pikaby an email at his secret email address and send him my home address. He will then reply (I'm counting on you Pikaby!) with his own home address, and after I have recieved that email, I will send him an envelope with a birthday card that contains $250 dollars (no tax because I had to pay for postage, so Pikaby gets to pay.) Pikaby will tell his parents that the reason his birthday card is 6 months early is because I live in a different hemisphere and therefore we have opposite seasons and months. Pikaby will then buy my Wii and send it back to my house, where I will skip my 4th period Spanish 2 class and get home before my parents do so I can get the package. I will put it on the kitchen table and tell my mom that a package came from Malaysia and they'll freak out and call the bomb squad. The bomb squad will come and open it and there will be my Wii, with no receipt and no return address, so I get to keep it forever. THE END!!!!

Isn't it ingenious?