They say a wandering mind is a bad thing, I don't necissarily find that to be true, but it can get you into trouble if your not careful. Not that I got in trouble or anything, but my mind tends to wander more than usual when i'm playing games. As I sit and play Black OPS (for example) I find myself thinking of quite a few rand/silly things that I would never think about otherwise. Especially when i'm not talking to my friends (envomtonix, wolfman_chopper, or theslimdavylp) while playing. That's when the crazy **** comes out of nowhere.

Examples:

What would happen if you gave cocaine to a cheetah? Would it just get all ****ing crazy and kill anyone near it? Or would it mellow it out?

Imagine Chester Cheetah like that. :o

How do people end up with 11 toes?

Is Bobby Kotick the Devil? (Well that ones a fact and everyone knows it) :P

See I told you!!! :|

Just wierd **** that I start thinking about right? I mean I have no idea why this crap pops into my head. I guess like most i've been poluted by mainstream media and all its evil tv programs and demonic pop music. (Bieber is in on it with Kotick, trust me I saw him leaving his house the other day) ;) I'm probably no more messed up than any other young adult today. but it does seem strange all the crap I think of. Like bullets on the ground being a bump-map texture or just a plain texture or how you can't read any of the magazine covers on the Stadium map in Black OPS. Which confuses me since the game is supposed to look good, but pales in comparison to games like Crysis 2 and well......I can't think of any others right now. Anyway i'm getting off topic, wait!?!?! Was I even on topic to begin with? Who the f*** knows. I don't even know what the point of this blog is other then to amuse thoughs of you that "can" be amused by it.

So where was I? Oh yeah I was talking about random thoughts.....Well here's a couple more. Though they are more questions than thoughts, but I gues thoguhts can be questions right?

Why do monkeys fling their own s*** at people? (Well cause its fun.....i've never tried it though) :(

Why do we call Grenade Launchers n00b tubes? (I still use them and i'm going on 11 prestiges now) :lol:

I bet if you teabagged someone in real life they wouldn't laugh with you about it.

Call of Duty: In Space!! (Epic FAIL)

Carl on Duty: Black Cops!! (Epic WIN)

So much better than carlton's version.

:|

So I think that's enough thinking, my messed up brain needs to stop for tonight and get some sleep. Laugh, cry, or ask WTF, but thanks for reading. :)

~Mike

Note: Remember there are really pink gorillas. They will find you and jump on your bed until you give them a bunny to eat.......

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