10 Stupid Things to Ask a Videostore Assistant

1. What kind of movies do you have?
2. Just how long is the Never Ending Story?
3. I kept the original tape. Is it okay if I just return a copy?
4. Can you help me? I'm looking for something I haven't seen.
5. Do you have a maching to erase subtitles?
6. Can I watch this here?
7. Do you have a version of Titanic with a happy ending?
8. Can you help me to stop my VCR from blinking twelve o' clock all the time?
9. Do you have anything funny?
10. Do you have (insert title currently playing at the movie theater)?

I'm sorry this is so short, but my embarrassing grandma is coming over for dinner soon, so I've got to limit my computer time so I can help cook dinner and do my homework:roll: I have alot of homework today:evil: I have to read a 20 page chapter for world history, and 49 pages of Great Expectations for English tomorrow:evil: That book is boring!!!:evil: