Yeah, he got suspended for 3 daysthanks to his computer:cry: It accidentally made 10 reviews of the same review :(
Now for some of the stupid quotes I forgot to add yesterday :D
- "Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine."
- Radio news announcer - "All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium."
- Ralph Kiner, NY Sportscaster - "We'll be back with the recrap after this message."
- Ralph Kiner, Mets sportscaster - "While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind."
- reason given for insurance claim - "A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
- Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies. - "Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President - "Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college."
- Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner.