1. Ronald Reagan = A Darn Long Era
2. Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord or A Long-insane Warlord
3. Semolina = Is No Meal
4. Slot Machines = Cash Lost In 'Em
5. Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
6. Statue of Liberty = Built To Stay Free
7. The Country Side = No City Dust Here
8. The Conservative Party = Teacher In Vast Poverty
9. The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
10. The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
11. The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
12. The Towering Inferno = Not Worth Fire Engine
13. Western Union = No Wire Unsent
14. William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs Clinton, Felon Wife
15. Year Two Thousand = A Year To Shut Down
16. To be or not to be: that is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
    = In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
17. "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong
    = A thin man ran, makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

I was supposed to get another editorship yesterday, but I don't have it listed yet:( I have over 40 points for it, so I know I'm going to get it soon:wink::D This one is for Scandal.