1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them!" And back away slowly.
7. Say 'ding' at each floor.
8. Say, "I wonder what these buttons do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, then announce, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal phone calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. Repeat.
15. Press the buttons and pretend they give you an electric shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop your pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone on the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" and enforce it.

I would love to do some of these things, but I never get on elevators if I can avoid it:( I'm very claustrophobic:cry:

I did the funniest thing last night!:lol: My sister and I were throwing this sock at each other ( don't ask why:lol: ) and when I threw it at her, it got stuck in her braces:lol::lol::lol: It was soooooo funny!!!:lol: She didn't find it funny though because she kicked me in the shin:evil: Now I have this huge bruise on my shin!!!:evil: How am I going to explain that to everyone in gym on Monday!!??:evil: