These are actual bumber stickers. Some are cruel, but others are really funny:D I'm not exactly sure how many parts there will be to this one. There's too many to count!

1. Caution: I drive like you do!

2. Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

3. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

4. I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...

5. I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason

6. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go

7. "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"

8. Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!

9. I break for........................OH **** NO BRAKES!

10. All men are idiots, and I married their king.

11. Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

12. If you're rich, I’m single!

13. IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN

14. YOUR TURN SIGNAL IS STILL ON

15. I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want?

16. They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!

17. (Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.

18. 0-60 in 15 minutes!

19. 186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law!

20. A day without sunshine is like, night.

21. A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.

22. Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

23. According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

24. Adults are just kids with money.

25. All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.