In case you forgot, these are actual bumper stickers sold in the United States.

51. Everything I need to know I learned in prison.

52. Every time you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.

53. Faster than a speeding ticket.

54. Fat people are hard to kidnap.

55. First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and then the suffering...

56. Flies spread disease, keep yours closed!

57. Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear.

58. For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.

59. Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.

60. Go Braless! It will pull the wrinkles from your face.

61. Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.

62. God must love stupid people...he made so many!

63. Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.

64. Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man

65. HELP, I AM LOST AND CANNOT FIND MY BEER!

66. Honk If Anything Falls Off

67. Honk if you are blond.

68. Honk if you haven't slept with Clinton!

69. Honk if you love boy bands - then drive into a tree.

70. Honk If You Want To See My Finger!

71. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.

72. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

73. How about never? Is never good for you?

74. Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

75. I admire gay men, they leave more women for me!