76. I am not speeding I am qualifying.

77. I can resist everything except temptation.

78. I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.

79. I Drive Like This To Piss You Off

80. I gave up drugs, sex and booze...it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

81. I Got A Gun For My Wife; Best Trade I Ever Made.

82. I hate bumper stickers!

83. I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it!

84. I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??

85. I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.

86. I just love nonverbal communication!

87. I Know What You’re Thinking And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.

88. I know...I know...pull over

89. I left the womb for this?

90. I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.

91. I love uranus.

92. I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

93. I may be slow; but I'm ahead of you.

94. I see dumb people.

95. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

96. I think, therefore I'm dangerous

97. I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.

98. I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke.

99. I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!

100. Idiots surround me!