126. Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you they can't laugh either
127. My boss is like a diaper, full of **** and always on my ass!
128. My favorite color is chocolate.
129. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****.
130. My Reality Check Just Bounced
131. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
132. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
133. Nothing Is Foolproof To A Sufficiently-Talented Fool
134. Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
135. Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
136. Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more.
137. Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.
138. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
139. RELISH TODAY...KETCHUP TOMORROW
140. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
141. Seen It All, Done It All, Can’t Remember Most Of It
142. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep!!
143. Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys.
144. Squirrel...it's what's for dinner.
145. Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!
146. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
147. There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it..
148. This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!
149. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
150. Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
151. To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.
152. We are the people our parents warned us about.
153. When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.
154. When I married 'Mr. Right,' I didn't know his first name was 'always.'
155. When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.
156. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
157. Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!
158. You're not the boss of me!
Sorry, but these are all the only bumper stickers I have, so this is the end:cry: But I do have other funny stuff just like this, so I'll add some of those tomorrow:D
I saw my new cousin today:D She was soooo cute!:D She's a little pudgy and she snorts like a pig, but she's a cutie:lol::lol::lol: I can't wait to see her again:D