tv.com still isn't working for me, so I'm on gamespot (once again):evil: I don't like gamespot; tv.com is much better.

I'm finally on spring break!!!!:D:D:D It's just a shame I have a Romeo and Juliet packet as well as a genetic disorders project to do this week:(:evil:

If you guys didn't see part 2 of the humore quotes, you can see them in my previous blog. I added them late because tv.com wasn't working and I didn't have the common sense to go on another profile:lol::roll: I'm so stupid...

1. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
2. Why do we say someone is out of whack? What's a whack?
3. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?
4. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
5. When someone asks you, 'a penny for your thoughts' and you put in your two cents, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change?
6. Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
7. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
8. Why is the person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person driving a race car is not called a racist?
9. Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?
10. Why do overlook and oversee mean different things?
11. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they be called Fed UP?
13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
14. If mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks, do Chinese mothers feed their babies with toothpicks?
15. Why do they put pictures of criminals in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?
16. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
18. No one ever says 'it's only a game' when your team is winning.
19. Ever wonder what the speed of light would be if it didn't zigzag?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
21. Whatever happened to preperations A through G?
22. If olive oil comes from olives, what does baby oil come from?

I get to babysit my cousins' dog, Webster, this weekend:D He's fun to play with, but I'm a little apprehensive. I hope all goes well:) The only thing I refuse to do, is clean up the crap if he craps in the house. I'll make my sister do that:lol::P