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Euphemisms for Being Stupid (part 1)

Instead of calling someone stupid, why not tell them one of these:lol:

  1. A beer short of a six pack.
  2. A brick short of a load.
  3. A couple of eggs shy of a dozen.
  4. A couple of gallons short of a full tank.
  5. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
  6. Not the sharpest pencil in the box.
  7. Not the sharpest hook in the tackle box.
  8. Strong like bear, smart like tractor.
  9. The elevator is stuck between floors.
  10. You're the flower of my life (you blooming idiot).
  11. Elevator doesn't quite make the top floor.
  12. Fell out of the family tree.
  13. Doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
  14. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
  15. About as bright as a burnt-out 20 watt light bulb.
  16. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
  17. A few cards short of a deck.
  18. A fortune cookie short of a Chinese dinner.
  19. Dumber than a bag of rocks.
  20. Doesn't have both oars in the water.
  21. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
  22. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
  23. He's got a leak in his think-tank.
  24. Too dumb to pull his head in before he shuts the window. 
  25. She is so dumb, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if she had two guesses.
  26. Sharp as a bowling ball.
  27. A few clowns short of a circus.
  28. Running on empty.

Does anybody here watch Code Lyoko? Ratlover15 persuaded me to watch the marathon yesterday and I really really like it!:D It's not as good as Danny Phantom, but it's still pretty good. I've been watching some of the previous episodes on youtube, but I'm still a little confused:oops::lol: I'll figure it out when I watch more eppies though:D