I forgot to mention on yesterday's blog that there was a part 2:oops: Some of you have already mentioned these euphemisms though:lol:

1. A few ants short of a picnic.
2. A few tomatoes short of a good thick sauce.
3. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
4. Dumb as a stump.
5. As smart as bait.
6. Dumb as a corn cob.
7. If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted.
8. Off his rocker.
9. Room temperature IQ.
10. He played too much without a helmet.
11. As useful as a wooden frying pan.
12. As useful as a screen door on a submarine.
13. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
14. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
15. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
16. A few peas short of a casserole.
17. A pepperoni short of a pizza.
18. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
19. A few clowns short of a circus.
20. On/off switch is stuck in the off position.
21. Needing a few screws tightened.
22. He's so dense light bends around him.
23. He is so dumb, the only thing he ever read was an eye-chart.
24. If he had a brain, he'd be dangerous.
25. If brains were chocolate, he wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M.
26. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. ( I use this one all the time:lol: )
27. Not the brightest light in the harbor.
28. Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree.