Here's part 2:D

1. I'm not crazy; I've just been in a very bad mood for (insert your age) years.
2. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
3. Allow me to introduce my selves.
4. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
5. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
6. Better living through denial.
7. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
8. You say I'm a b**ch like it's a bad thing.
9. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
10. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Okay, okay, I take it back! Unf*ck you!
13. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
14. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
15. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
16. You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?
17. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
18. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
19. This is a mean, cruel world & I want my nappy & medication right now!
20. Is it time for your medication or mine?
21. I plead contemporary insanity.
22. I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
23. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
24. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

I didn't add them right so there are more in this part than the last one:oops::lol: Sorry:P