21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very insulting tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

26. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

27. Go to an exam for a cla#s you have no clue about, where you know the cla#s is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

28. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this nonsense? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

29. Bring a water pistol with you. Use it to shoot the instructor and the other students' exams.

30. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to Mission Impossible.

31. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

32. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.