33. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

34. Bring cheat sheets for another ****(make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "

35. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

36. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

37. One word: Wrestlemania.

38. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

39. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

40. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room every time the instructor turns around.

41. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

42. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

43. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

44. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

45. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"