This came in an email from a good friend :lol: :roll:

These were sent to me by a dear friend, some parts might seem a bit on the RUDE SIDE :-)

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(hardly seems worth it.)

2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (now that's more like it!)

3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G!)

4. A pig's orgasm last 30 minutes. (in my next life, i want to be a pig.)

5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy (i'm still not over the pig))

6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (don't try this at home, maybe at work)

7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (honey, i'm home. What the...?!)

8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. it's like a human jumping the lengh of a football field. (30 minutes...Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

9. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)

By the way, the little comments at the end of the facts are not mine :lol::roll: