1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
   and they won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
   help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...
3. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing...
4. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
6. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
   saves you thirty cents?
7. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and
   people take Prozac to make it normal.

Not very many of them today, but they're becoming harder to find lately since I posted so many of them during the past 2 years I've been here :lol: