Before I show you that, here's a joke my mom sent me :D
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic
surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her,
"Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to
do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but just look at what it did to your butt."
:lol: Now for the High Tech Humor: Virus Warnings
- CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. - VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. - DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy - ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK. - LORETTA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows