Ever wanted to call someone stupid without actually calling them stupid? Try these:lol: I know I did a blog with stuff like this awhile back, but I found more:D

1. The cursor's blinking but the keyboard ain't connected.
2. A few clowns short of a circus.
3. A few peas short of a casserole.
4. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
5. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
6. All foam, no beer.
7. The cheese slid off his cracker.
8. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
9. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
10. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
11. As smart as bait.
12. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
13. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
14. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
15. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
16. Skylight leaks a little.
17. One bacon bit short of a salad
18. Experiment for brain-killing viruses
19. Sub-human Error
20. 10 yards down and the game hasn't even started