28. If ignorance is bliss, then you must be ecstatic.

29. Consciousness: that annyoing time between naps.

30. There are 3 types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.

31. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

32. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

33. They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid.

34. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

35. Houses are made of bricks and beams, homes are made of love and dreams.

36. Chocolate is the answer to EVERYTHING!!!

37. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

38. a day without sun is like...night.

39. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

40. Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

41. I went to school to become a wit; I only got halfway through...

42. I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.

43. The difference between insane asylums and our schools is that in the insane asylum you actually have to show improvement before you can get out.

44. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

45. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

46. It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

47. If at first you do succeed, try not to look so astonished.

48. It was all so different before everything changed.

49. If something doesn't feel right, then you're not touching the right thing.

50. If you stay calm while all around you is choas, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

51. It's so simple to be wise, just think of something stupid to say and don't say it.

52. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts, but as mattresses?

53. Letting the cat outta the bag is a lot easier than putting it back.

54. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Look for part 3 tomorrow!:D