Here is part 2:D Remember: some of these may not be appropriate.
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
I have only three months to live.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No. But how about a kiss anyway?
Man: excuse me did you just feel my a*s? Girl: no you: why not?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
Oh my god, I thought I was gay then I met you.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
You'll do.
Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!