A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, "Sh*t!!! That must be my husband!!!"

So the guy quickly got out of bed. Scared and naked, he grabbed his pants and jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later, he returned and screams at the woman, "What the hell are you trying to do to me? I'm your husband you slut!!!"

The woman yelled back, "Yeah? Why were you running then you son of a bit*h!!!"

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