These are so mean, but yet so funny :lol: I would never say them though :|

1. That's a bit expensive just for a dare isn't it?

2. I saw a dress just like that one in Woolworths yesterday.

3. Hey, get out of here you pig! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were a man...

4. I had a dress like that. My boyfriend made me throw it away because he said it made me look like Edna Everage.

5. Pardon me, but I think that will clash terribly with your pimples...

6. Excuse me, but would you stop staring at me? Yes, YOU!

7. Look, if you're that desperate to attract a man I'll fix you up myself

8. Excuse me for asking, but you seem to know something I don't. Is the plain, severe and drab' look in this season?

9. Size 12? That's a bit optimistic isn't it?

10. Isn't it funny how some clothes just accentuate the tummy like that?

11. Gosh, you're fat. Don't you care about yourself?

12. I'm sorry, I owe you an apology. I'm the store detective and I followed you in here because I thought you'd stuffed six dresses, four skirts and a raincoat up your jumper but I can see now that it's really all you...

13. Excuse me, but since you're obviously colorblind would you like any help?

14. I wouldn't buy that dress if I were you. All it does is accentuate your roots.

15. Hi! I'm from Weight Watchers.