I know I said I wasn't going to post this, but I have a lot of people PMing me and asking me to tell them this so I thought I would save time and type them here instead:D Guys: Please do not be offended by this. I did not write this so don't be mad at me.

1. I'm hungry = I'm hungry
2. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
3. I'm tired = I'm tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
8. I love you too = Okay I said it...we'd have sex now
9. May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
10. Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
11. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
12. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
13. Will you marry me? = I'd like to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
14. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
15. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'll have sex with me
16. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

The women's English is in the previous blog:wink: