I know I posted some of these a year or so ago, but I found some more! :D I cut out the really dirty ones so that's why there's numbers missing.

1. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

3. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

4. HI! Can I buy you a car?

5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

6. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

7. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

10. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuk [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

12. I am a magical being, take off your bra.

13. My name is _______. That's so you know what to scream.

14. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

15. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

16. Fuk me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

17. That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.

20. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.