I got a new editorship!!!:lol: This one is my third one in just 3 days!!:shock::D It's for Amelia Warner, she will be playing Maggie Barnes in The Dark is Rising coming out in October:D Here are some mini jokes:

1. Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, "Oh my! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?"
   The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! My gosh the penis on it was so large!"
   Where upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out, "...Yeah, and cold, too!"

2. There was an ad in the newspaper it said
   "Wife and Dog missing, Reward if u can find the dog"

3. "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'

4. "A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad."

5. 12 Stages of modern love
   JANUARY - ROSE
   FEBRUARY - PROPOSE
   MARCH - GIFT
   APRIL - LIFT
   MAY - CHATTING
   JUNE - DATING
   JULY - MISS YOU
   AUGUST - KISS YOU
   SEPTEMBER - ANGER
   OCTOBER - DANGER
   NOVEMBER - LEFT
   DECEMBER - NEXT