- This land is your land, this land is my land, so stay on your land.
- Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good, you don't want to get off, and when it isn't....you can't wait to throw up.
- Friendship is like money: easier made than kept.
- A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? (Yes!):lol:
- Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
- Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee.
- Marriage is the relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
- They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
- Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
- Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without - but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
- You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
- True friends stab you in the front.
- Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
- Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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