Misc. Quotes (part 3)

by trm6 on July 28, 2007 Comments

1. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
2. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
3. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the jobto others.
4. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
5. It doesn't matter how often a man changes his job. He still ends up with the same boss.
6. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
7. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
8. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
9. Motivation alone is not enough. When you have an idiot and you motivate him or her, you now have a motivated idiot.
10. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
11. I joined a health club last year and spent about 400 bucks. I didn't lose a pound. Apparently, you have to show up.
12. I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
13. I never repeat gossip, so please listen carefully the first time.
14. I planted some bird seed. A bird grew. Now I don't know what to feed it.
15. I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.