Well, the War of the Smilies is finally over:P Good thing too - my hands always hurt afterwards:( Alakard1313 and I called a truce, but he ended up beating me. You should see how many smilies he typed:shock:

Here are the quotes:

1. I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. And then it hit me.
2. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
3. I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
4. I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
5. No one will win the battle of the sexes; there is too much flirting with the enemy.
6. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs, and cackle, telling me "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
7. I am free of all prejudices...I hate everyone equally.
8. There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
9. I am lost. I have gone to find myself, if I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
10. There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
11. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
12. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the he** you did it.
13. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
14. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
15. POLICE STATION TOILET SEAT TAKEN: Police have nothing to go on.
16. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, WHY THE HE** ARE YOU SCARED!!??
17. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
18. I look at the stars, and I see you. I look at the moon, and I see you. I look at the trees, and I see you. Please step aside, you are blocking my view.
19. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
20. Yesterday I thought about you all day. I was at the zoo.
21. If you look like the photo in your passport, you surely need a vacation.
22. If moths are attracted to bright lights, why do they sleep during the day?
23. Last night, I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the he** is my ceiling!?
24. I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot!
25. I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
26. The closest thing you will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle.
27. I don't need your attitude! I have one of my own!
28. Friends don't let friends drink and take home ugly women.
29. I ran into my ex the other day...put it in reverse, and hit him again!
30. Boys are like hairdressers. They mess up once, and I will never go back.
31. Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut?
32. Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, but revenge is too.
33. You! Off my planet!

I'll post the rest tomorrow:wink: