I am sooooooo sorry everyone!!!!:( tv.com won't let me do anything! I can't post on blogs and forums, answer messages, or do a new blog post!:cry::evil: I'm on gamespot typing this because I still can't do anything:evil: Anyways, here are the quotes:

1. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I saw yours, I couldn't say anything!
2. If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and squirt it into other people's eyes!
3. If your life is just like a math book, you both have problems.
4. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant the same thing as having a peeing section in a pool?
5. It's better to let everyone think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
6. Guys are like slinkies. It's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
7. Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!?
8. Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants every girl to meet his one need.
9. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
10. Success always occurs in private; failure always occurs in full view.
11. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
12. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
13. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
14. Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
15. I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
16. Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
17. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
18. I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it.
19. Last week I stated that this women was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and I wish to withdraw that statement.
20. This male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
21. Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
22. Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend on three things: beer, boxer shorts, and batteries for the remote control.
23. I would never do crack...why would I do a drug named after part of my own a**?

You'll never believe what Ross did to me today!!!!:evil: In biology, my teacher keeps a can of OUST on her desk (for when we do labs and stuff) Well, Ross took the can and sprayed it on my head!!!:evil: He said, "I just wanted to see what you would do. HA HA!!!" My sister's friend, Hannah, took the can from him, and sprayed the majority of it on his head:lol: He was sooooooo mad!:lol: I'm going to kill him tomorrow:wink:

basselope7:  What do you mean someone in the real world doens't know I exist:? What's that mean? I'm sorry about the blog post:( I must have overlooked it:oops:

Alakard1313: That message you sent me earlier was very inappropriate!!!:P