I have hundreds of these sayings so there may be several different parts. I'm not going to add them all this week, but I'll add them from time to time:D Some of these sayings are funny, true, random, stupid, knowledgeable, etc. It's quite a variety:lol: Parts 1, 2, and 3 were shown weeks ago:D

1. First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
2. Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
3. Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
4. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
5. Gone crazy ... Be back shortly.
6. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
7. "Good morning" is an oxymoron.
8. Happiness has one great advantage over money. People don't try to borrow it.
9. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
10. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
11. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
12. I asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
13. I can see clearly now, the brain is gone.
14. I distinctly remember forgetting that.
15. I don't get even, I get odder.
16. I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.
17. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
18. I had amnesia once ... maybe twice.
19. I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
20. I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.