I haven't posted one of these in a long time :roll: Some of these sayings are funny, true, random, stupid, knowledgeable, etc. It's quite a variety :lol:

1. People who think they know everything are the easiest to fool.
2. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
3. Poverty is catching. You can get it from your kids.
4. Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
5. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
6. Punish me, I'll tell you why later.
7. Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
8. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
9. Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
10. Rarely resist the opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
11. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
12. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
13. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people, "Everybody But Me".
14. Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers don't reach them till they're in their 40's.
15. Stay tuned! I could say something brilliant at any moment.
16. Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.
17. Talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself is a sign of insanity.
18. Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
19. Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
20. Tell me what you believe and I'll tell you where you're going wrong.