Random Sayings (part 8)

by trm6 on December 27, 2007 Comments

1. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
2. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
3. The aging process could be slowed down, if it had to work its way through Congress.
4. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.
6. The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every morning.
7. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
8. The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less ...
9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
10. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
11. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."
12. The mind is like a parachute. It works much better when it's open.
13. The most powerful force in the universe is ... gossip.
14. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
15. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
16. There is no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast.
17. There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.