Random Sayings (part 9)

by trm6 on December 29, 2007 Comments

1. The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired.
2. The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
3. The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.
4. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
5. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
6. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
7. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
8. The three most valuable words in the English language are, "I don't know."
9. The tongue weighs practically nothing ... but so few people can hold it.
10. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
11. The truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
12. The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
13. There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold, pilots!
14. There are two kinds of pedestrians ... the quick and the dead.
15. There can't be a crisis today. My schedule is already full.
16. This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.