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Rules for Intersections (part 3)

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  1. If you see a police car in your rear view mirror flashing for you to pull over, do so where you and the police car cause the most interruption to the traffic flow.
  2. When making a left turn, if the car in the oncoming lane signals to make a right turn, pull out in front of him. He has to slow down anyway.
  3. When intending to make a right turn at an intersection with a right-turn-must-turn-right lane, stay over one lane to the left and drive to end of the intersection. Then stop, holding up traffic behind you, while you try to cut over and make the right turn.
  4. When approaching a green light which just turns yellow, accelerate sharply as if to make it through. Then, look in your rear view mirror. If you see another car right behind you doing the same, SLAM on the brakes and stop abruptly before reaching the intersection.
  5. When another driver stops and gestures for you to proceed, even though he has the right of way, remain stopped until he gets pissed off. Then when he gives up and starts to leave you, pull out in front of him.
  6. When the car ahead of you stops at an intersection with a green light to let an emergency vehicle cross, lean on your horn and make obscene gestures.
  7. Use your horn to honk at the vehicle in front of you if it does not move within 2 microseconds after the light turns green.
  8. If you drive the same route to work every day, never use your signals because everyone should know where you're going to turn.
  9. If you notice a stop or yield sign is missing, where there usually is one, you NOW have the right of way.
  10. If you approach a traffic light that is not working, assume your light is green.
  11. When you are stopped at a stop sign and there is a car coming from the left and he is about 1 mile away and there is nobody behind him, wait until he is about 50 feet from the intersection to pull out in front of him and go half the speed limit.
  12. It is not illegal to run red lights or stop signs if there isn't a cop around to see you do it.
  13. As you approach an intersection where you have the right of way, and you see a car stopped a stop sign waiting for you to pass, drive very slow and take your time.
  14. When stopped at a traffic light, always block shopping center entrances and exits, driveways, and other streets.
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