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Stupid Advertisements / Quotes (part 10)

  1. "That's inches away from being millimetre perfect."
    - Ted Lowe
  2. "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
  3. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
    - Terry Venables
  4. Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
    Defendant: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
    - Testimony from court records
  5. "He was a man of great statue"
    - Thomas Menino, Bostom Mayor, on former mayor John Collins
  6. "Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem."
    - Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister
  7. "I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians."
    - Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament
  8. "Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii."
    - Tony Bennett, Singer
  9. "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
    - Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins

  10. "Did people build this, or did Indians?"
    - Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park