Stupid Advertisements / Quotes (part 11)

by trm6 on January 19, 2008 Comments

1. "I just don't think America wants a female host. It's like men don't walk around in skirts in this country. Why change a good thing?"
   - Vanna White
2. "I don't know all the certain words to word it."
   - Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography
3. "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
   - Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player
4. "We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles."
   - Wesley Bolin, Governor
5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
   - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
6. "It was pretty good. Even the music was nice."
   - Yogi Berra, Baseball player, after attending an opera
7. "I really didn't say everything I said."
   - Yogi Berra, Baseball player
8. "A nickel ain't worth a dime any more."
   - Yogi Berra, Baseball player
9. "It's like deja vu all over again."
   - Yogi Berra, Baseball player
10. "Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
    - Yogi Berra, Baseball player
11. "Predictions are difficult, especially about the future."
    - Yogi Berra, Baseball player