Stupid Advertisements / Quotes (part 4)

by trm6 on January 3, 2008 Comments

1. "Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?
   - Harry News, music reviewer
2. "From an early age I was aware of what America meant, and how the Marines at Camp Pendleton were ready to defend us at a moment's notice. I also remember what fabulous bodies those troops had."
   - Heather Locklear, Actress
3. "Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old."
   - Herb Score, Sportscaster
4. "I deny the allegations and I defy the alligators!"
   - Indicted Chicago Alderman
5. "FIRST, CARRY TO FIRE."
   - Instructions on a fire extinguisher
6. "Passive activity income does not include the following: Income for an activity that is not a passive activity."
   - IRS form 8583, Passive Activity Loss Limitation
7. "I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
   - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
8. "I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever."
   - Jennifer Love Hewitt, Actress, in the February Cosmopolitan.
9. "Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!"
   - Jerry Coleman, Padres radio announcer
10. "I think everybody gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them... knock on wood."
    - Jim Deshaies, Minnesota Twins pitcher
11. "A brain scan revealed Andrew Caddick is not suffering from a stress fracture of the shin."
    - Jo Sheldon