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Stupid Advertisements / Quotes (part 5)

  1. "Solitude is a silent storm that breaks down all our dead branches; yet it sends our living roots deeper into the living heart of the living earth."
    - Kahlil Gibran
  2. "If I had a choice of having a woman in my arms or shooting a bad guy on a horse, I'd take the horse. It's a lot more fun"
    - Kevin Costner, Actor
  3. "If you're living in an area with a bad school, move to a place where there's a better school."
    - Lamar Alexander, former Secretary of Education, explaining his ideas on what parents of children who attend poorly funded urban or rural schools should do to solve the problem
  4. "We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice."
    - Larry Bowa, California Angels coach
  5. "I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted."
    - Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries
  6. "If you or any member of your family has been killed..."
    - Lawyer commercial on TV, Orlando, Florida
  7. "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
    - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.
  8. "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl."
    - Joe Jacoby, NFL Football player, of the Washington Redskins

  9. "To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too."
    - Matt Millen, NFL Football player, of the Raiders

  10. "My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off
    the chair."
    - Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative

  11. "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
    - Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

  12. "I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
    - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player