Stupid Advertisements / Quotes (part 7)

by trm6 on January 10, 2008 Comments

1. "Danny, as you know, was hospitalized last week after complaining about chest and sideburns."
   - Ned Martin, Sportscaster
2. "That's just the tip of the ice cube."
   - Neil Hamilton, BBC2
3. "We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally."
   - Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
4. "Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway."
   - Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board, on chlordane.
5. "If only faces could talk..."
   - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
6. "Good looking people turn me off. Myself included."
   - Patrick Swayze, Actor
7. "If people get a kick out of running down pedestrians, you have to let them do it."
   - Paul Jacobs, marketing director for a video game company
8. "Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean."
   - Pedro Guerrero, Baseball player, on reporters
9. "The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six."
   - Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman
10. "And the ball is out here. No, it's not. Yes it is. No, it's not. What happened."
    - Phil Rizzuto, NY Yankees announcer
11. "Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no."
    - Police detective questioning a wounded officer
12. "Man thought hurt, but slightly dead."
    - Providence Journal Headline