Stupid Advertisements / Quotes (part 9)

by trm6 on January 16, 2008 Comments

1. "Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar."
   - Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge
2. "After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board."
   - Sign in a British office.
3. "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
   - Sign in Men's clothing store
4. "MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M."
   - Sign outside bowling alley in Lakewood, CO
5. "SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
   - Sign on backseat of Taxi
6. "This Is The Gate Of Heaven, Enter Ye All By This Door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance.)
   - Sign on church door
7. "We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)"
   - Sign on door of repair shop
8. "Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride."
   - St. Louis Post-Dispatch, headline (should have read "bridge')
9. "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."
   - Stuart Pearce