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Stupid Classified Ads (part 1)

Some of you might have heard these before. I'm sorry if you have:(

  1. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
  2. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
  3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
  4. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
  5. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
  6. For sale; and antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
  7. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
  8. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
  9. For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
  10. Great Dames for sale.